The Daily Me - Politics for Dummies

Are The Voices In Your Head...Or Your Caucus?
Be Thankful You Don't Have Heart Disease
Your Life Would Be Worth Less Than That Of A Maritime Whooping Turtle If You Did!
Black Box, Black Hole - It's A Fine SLUUUUUUURRRRRRPPPPPP!
Chemical Weapons and Strategic Missile Strikes: The Modern Dialogue Of The Deaf Is More Expressive Than Sign Language
Do You Really Need To Ask How The Government Knows How The Media Feels? Have You Not Been Paying Attention?
I'd Trust You About As Far As I Could Throw Fox News Headquarters
Insane Cons Lead To Mad Libs
It's Funny Because We're Screwed
Not Happy With Elections?
How About An Intelligence Test For Politicians?0
A Place For Every Nation, And Every Nation In Its Place
Resistance Is F...irst And Foremost An Obsolete Word In The Dictionary
State, Your Business?
STEP 13: Privately Gloat And Publicly Talk About How Well The System Works
This Is A One Time Deal: Otherwise, The Danger Pay Would Bankrupt Us!
This Is Canada's Finest Hour. And, It's Darkest Moment.
Tight End Game
Time Makes Jokes Of Us All
You Talk Like Words Actually Mean Asparagus